What do you say.....

.....to a husband, a fervant U2 fan, who, upon hearing that a local radio station is giving away tickets to an upcoming U2 concert, and we don't hear at first when the concert is and therefore deduce by Murphy's Law that it's probably on May 3, our due date, that it would be a toss-up as to whether he'd attend the concert if he had tickets or the birth of his son.

While I know he was only joking, all I could do was gawk at him in appalled amazement.